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Tuesday 26 March 2013

You know you are technologically challenged when...



  • Wi-fi, for you, is just something that rhymes with hi-fi
  • 3G is a scam bigger than 2G
  • You feel taglines like “Touch.Feel.Experience.” have a sexual undertone
  • Your ringtone and every other alert tone is the default one
  • You think that android is some hormone similar to thyroid. (In that case, you are even scientifically challenged)
  • You feel that if “Jelly”, “bean”, “ice-cream” and “sandwich” are ever on your phone, you immediately need to wipe it or get it off.
  • You think that ‘Cloud’ must be something related to skype. Sky-pe, the color blue, skype’s logo… looks similar, no?
  • When you argue that bubble safari is a much better game than GTA Vice City
  • When you don’t understand which message you sent and which one you received on Whatsapp
  • LED, LCD means the same to you
  • When Phablet means the latter part of tablet.. Like English Vinglish… it’s Tablet-Phablet…
  • When most of your gadgets are on the Auto-mode


I’m sure there are many more things that still remain uncovered. Well, blame it on my limited knowledge, then. Feel free to add more! J

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3 comments:

  1. Simran Arora10 June 2013 at 04:05

    Ha ha ha!

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  2. Garvita24 August 2013 at 14:12

    :D :P

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  3. Soumalya Bhattacharya22 October 2013 at 22:48

    TABLET may be taken as a miniaturization of laptop and evolution of "next generation" mobile phones. something in between.

    i started liking your posts.

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